dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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