This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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