someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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