My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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