Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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