dude i'm inner monologue high
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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