I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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