bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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