Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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