haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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