He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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