You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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