If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My dick has a subreddit
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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