i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
handjob tips. give me some.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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