so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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