why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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