It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
