Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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