belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
