IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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