don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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