Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
and you fell through a lawn chair
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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