Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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