going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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