Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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