OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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