so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
