Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
and you fell through a lawn chair
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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