I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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