She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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