my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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