Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
where am i from again
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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