She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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