i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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