Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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