Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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