Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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