But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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