Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
