we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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