Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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