No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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