I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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