...so i touched it.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
