would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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