But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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