So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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