I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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