so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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