My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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